my dad plays smooth jazz when we have guests over for dinner is that awkward or what

wow I specifically ordered a baby steak and this is clearly not a baby steak

no sorry i do not want

I missed a hair

ok say bye so ur friends its time to cook me dinner now

one time this kid told me I looked like a monkey so I told him that he looked like an obese baby and then the entire class chimed in by yelling “OOOHHHHHH”

do you believe in god? how tall are you? i love you

I don’t exactly believe in the god character that is in the bible or part of christianity but I do believe there is some sort of being that is above us and I’m 5’3 and thank u i love you too

ur face looks flawless what foundation do u use?

aw thank you!! and I use maybelline mineral powder

sleeping in bikini bottoms is ok